I think scott just propositioned me for sex
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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