Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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