Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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