do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I think I sprained my soul last night
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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