I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Randomize
