isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Randomize
