I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Randomize
