I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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