We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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