She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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