Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
