Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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