Whoa Z and x make the same sound
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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