Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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