Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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