Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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