That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I wish i was in the wii world.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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