we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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