We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Even my vagina gasped.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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