the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
they call him Oral-B. enough said
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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