She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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