You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
We're like a lot better than the average bears
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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