Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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