I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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