I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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