I want you more than these girls want KFC
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
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