And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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