I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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