it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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