So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
a search helicopter?!
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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