We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
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