Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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