whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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