I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Randomize
