I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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