Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
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