i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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