i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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