You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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