i just google imaged poop.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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