Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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