so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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