I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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