Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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