I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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