what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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