a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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