BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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