About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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