Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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