If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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