I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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