Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
