what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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