Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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