i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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